Ah. I luffs you internets.
You make me laugh.
You make me laugh.
Just thought I'd share two things that brightened my afternoon, you may have already seen one, or both, or none!
Write 'Where is Chuck Norris?' into Google & click 'I feel lucky'. I have stuff to say about this but I don't want to ruin it...! Run & do it now. NOW!
The second is doing the facebook rounds - you may have seen some weird status updates today because of it, as I did, but I didn't know what the heck was going on until Yvy shared the goss on Crafty Mamas also....
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
Piece them together and post a comment.
So mine is I danced with my neighbour in my car because that's how I roll. Not that exciting...!
I wish I were born on the 19th of June, 1987, and was wearing a brown shirt.....
I licked a monster riding a motorcycle because I'm not crazy.
ReplyDeleteI yelled at a stuffed animal under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
ReplyDeleteAnd the Chuck Norris thing is GREAT!
ReplyDeleteI yelled at a fork in my car because I'm sexy and I do what I want! Yeah baby!!!
ReplyDeleteI had lunch with my brother under your bed because that's how I roll!
ReplyDeleteHmmm........
Wish I was dancing with monsters cos I'm sexy :)
mines similar to yours :)
ReplyDeleteexcept I danced with a monster in my car cos thats how i roll ;)
xx
i just saw this..
ReplyDeletei yelled at a noodle in my car because that's how I roll!
..it was on your car...heheee
ReplyDeleteedited...it's been raining here in melbourne ALL day & the word verification id "morain" :)
Oh that'd be right Cathie... the second I get my licence I have people yelling at noodles on my car... ;)
ReplyDeleteI jumped on a noodle riding a motorcycle because I'm awesome!
ReplyDeleteOh yeh, so very awesome!! hehe!