Today I went opping & I bought:

Did you ever used to play that game when you were little where one person would say “I went down the street and I bought a hammer” & then the next person would add something, remembering what had come before; “I went down the street and I bought a hammer and a leopard”?

My mum & I used to play it, trying to outdo each other with the grossest things we could think of, an example of which might be: “I went down the street & I bought a dead dog with maggots in it’s eyes, a mouldy horse’s tail & some green poo!” (..sorry if you’re about to have afternoonses…)

Anyway, today I went opping & I bought;

One cute musical telly that plays “London Bridge is falling down”.

One hat.

One hexy patchwork cushion.

One little dish.

One vintage kid’s book with adorable illustrations.

(…and a cockroach sundae with hot slug sauce, flea caked chocolate chips and a cherry on top!)