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If I Were A Boy…

When I was younger I used to think that boys had it SO much easier. I thought that life would be much cruisier if I were a boy – free from the drama, hassles & riding the emotional rollercoaster that being a girl & having to deal with girls, as a girl, brings with it.

Sometimes, I still think along those lines, so I thought I’d tell you a little bit about myself, if I were a boy….

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If I were a boy, I would have a beard. I would wear hats. I would use a pocket watch & smoke a pipe.

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I would play the guitar.

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I would have tattoos & ride a skateboard….

That’s just for starters.

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10 comments:

  1. Well, you would definitely have to be running from me ;p

    but you know you could still do a lot of those thing (tho perhaps the beard would be a struggle)...
    have fun pretending!

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  2. I am with you sister! I wrote you a song about it...ok, ok...David Bowie wrote it.

    Boys Keep Swinging - David Bowie
    1.2.3.4
    Heaven loves ya
    The clouds part for ya
    Nothing stands in your way
    When you're a boy

    Clothes always fit ya
    Life is a pop of the cherry
    When you're a boy

    When you're a boy
    You can wear a uniform
    When you're a boy
    Other boys check you out
    You get a girl
    To say your favorite things
    When you're a boy

    Boys
    Boys
    Boys keep swinging
    Boys always work it out

    Uncage the colours
    Unfurl the flag
    Luck just kissed you hello
    When you're a boy

    They'll never clone ya
    You're always first on the line
    When you're a boy

    When you're a boy
    You can buy a home of your own
    When you're a boy
    Learn to drive and everything
    You'll get your share
    When you're a boy

    Boys
    Boys
    Boys keep swinging
    Boys always work it out

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  3. Oh I love this post! It has really got me thinking! Just fabulous.. I'd totally play guitar too.
    Sophie x

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  4. Oh....if I were a boy I'd be a cowboy - or a Jackaroo if you must, but I like cowboy better :) Yeah and I'd play guitar too, just to charm the pretty ladies when I went to town ;)

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  5. You sound like my sort of guy!!

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  6. Hey There,
    Checked in on you today thinking "she wont have posted - give the girl a break - she's moving house" and here you are without missing a beat. Very impressive. As for me, life remains crazy, to the point that this is th first time Ive checked in for a couple of weeks.....story of my life. Hope this finds you well.
    Cheers
    Libby (zoesquid)

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  7. ....and what an awesome boy you would make!
    I so love that song "If I were a Boy". Beyonce was it? One of my all time favs.
    Hey crzylady, if Vic started shaving, she could probably coax a beard out. Look what happens when we shave our legs or underarms!! lol.

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  8. You can do all those things as a girl! Except for the beard I think :p
    Love the story

    Bye Marieke

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  9. Oh you pipe smoking, tatt toting, bearded rascal you. I'll just bet my bottom dollar you would've been a bit of a tatterdemalion too, hmmm ??

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  10. crzylady & Marieke - Yeah... I could (or at least, in theory, I could), but I don't want to be a pipe smoking, hat wearing, tattooed guitar playing GIRL! (Not that there is anything wrong with that lol)

    Lola. You know I luff you. xo

    Sophie - but what would you play?! Would you be a bookish boy too..?!

    SD - Ah, a cowboy charming the pretty ladies... so no trips to Brokeback Mountain for you! ;)

    Libby! Hello! Just waiting, waiting, waiting to move properlly my dear, I feel a bit sorry for you though - not having time to faff about on the computer... I would die! Will email soon...!

    AW - Oh yes. I totally would be. What you said. ;)

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